Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself.- Lao-Tzu

well hey, it has been quite some time sence I updated. Right now nothing is going on. I am so board it's driving me insane. I'm hoping that this job I got starts soon. I officialy think one of my buddys has the most fucked up shoes ever. one of them don't even have the fucking soul on it. Just fuckin foam. Skins is Skins still. Every one else is moving away from here, which is leaving me looking at a really fucking boaring summer. Unless shit picks up here soon. Well I gotta go. I guess this blog will pick up when I have shit to write about. Feel free to contact me I do come and check it every once in a while, to see who is talking to me.

Ok so I had a great weekend. I whent camping, ate hotdogs, marshmellows and all that fun stuff. I have to work today at 5. I'm also getting caught up in school, so I'm doin fairly well.

well the first and most important thing to tell you all is that here in pocatello our school district is retarded. They give us spring break about 2 weeks after everyone else. I have been on spring break sence last fri. I have hung out with Jesus, Weezle, and skins. I baught an anime box set. It's The Ninja Scroll ultimat box set. Ninja Scroll kicks ass. I have also been playing fight night round 3. Other than that I have had work and family in town. I'm amazed I have only whent to one party this whole spring break, and it wasn't to party. I had to go yank my sister out of a house full of horny 22 year olds, and she's only 14. So my spring break has been verry uneventful.

that guy, Thomas

That's right! I got a 3 day weekend and I ain't out gettin fuckin ripped off my ass....................there is somthin wrong here. I also found out that Jesus is in the hospital because of his asthma and is staying over night for the second night in a row. They have him on breathing treatments every 2 hours for the shit. Skins called, but I don't know where from. The girl I was ganna hang out with decided her boyfriend was more important tonight. So I'm sittin here at home board as fuck. If I could I'd go up and visit Jesus, but I have no ride. well I juess the only action to take is to call some people and find somthin to do.

that guy, Thomas

Well for quite a while I have been wrighting this short story. I will admit that it was rushed at the end, and my spelling was horrable. I wrote the whole thing unplaned It just started coming out as it came out of my head. well I think it roughly spanned 3 months, thus i feel it is proper to have a catch up session of what happened with me while I wasn't posting about every day life shit.

 

I turned 18 on january 21. I have been taking advantage of my ability to buy smokes, and scratch cards (ain't won shit off them though). Skins is turning 20 in roughly 23 hours. Dano moved to Utah. Hardware moved into my basement, and moved out of my basement. Kentucky moved in with skins while he saved up to get a place. He and his girlfriend live in there own place now (but it's damn near impossable to get ahold of them because they have no fucking phone.) Jesus and I have been hangin out alot more. My grades are ok, and I hate the book Huck Finn, because it is the cause of the only bad grade I have and the only time I have had less than a B in english ( I have a D). I work at dollor trees now. Life is good, and I don't have to work until Saturday. well I got school in the mornin, so I should kill these last 2.5 beers and get my ass to sleep.

 

Peace.

that guy, Thomas

Skins and Thomas became what can be best described as angels on this plane of existence. After the change they whent out and faught demons for 6 years untell the final battle of good and evil.

Hardware stayed and helped munchy "hold down the stronghold" for 6 years. He killed loads of demons which fortified his mind and body for those 6 long years. untell that day came. Thomas, Skins, and Hardware where plucked off this earth to take part in the Holy congragation of THE END.

 

"Thomas and Skins  will lead the spear atacks on the side forces." spoken by the one who shall not be named.

"Thomas, you will take the left 1st command, Skins will take the right first command, and Hardware will be leading the head on atack at 4th command ."

Thomas, Skins, and Hardware agreed with the line up (because who can argue with the all knowing one?)

 

The battle was the biggest and bloodiest this world had ever seen. In the end our hero's where victorious. now we pick up at the last judgement.

 

"Thomas, Skins, and Hardware, You all have been exepted into the kingdom of heaven. Do any object?"

Hardware asked,"What will it be like? If there is no Rum I ain't goin!"

God laughed and said," You will have all the Rum you need, and anything else you want."

Skins and Thomas began to speak, then God interupted and said Yes all your friends will be there, because they where family in your eyes, Thus They will be with you for ever if you wish it so."

"Well I think we're sold if we get anything we want and all our friend are there." replied Skins.

 

And in the end Thomas, Skins, and Hardware became legends through out exestence for their parts in THE END, and finally every one believed that they saved the world from zombies too. All three became high comanding angels of the lord's forces.

Thomas begot a family, as did Skins. Hardware soon left and wondered around all existence, returning roughly 7,000,000 years later for a while and did it again.

all was well, all was at rest, all was finished.

 

THE END.

that guy, Thomas

I open my eyes and see a demon opened from navel to neck on the ground with his intestins sprawled out all over the ground. I look down at my hands. Their covered in blood.............. why does the blood stink like death. I look back and see everyone huddled up in a corner......................exept skins... I turn around again to see skins standing by the carcus, also covered in the demons red fluids.

 He turns his head slightly and asks," What just happened?"

Hardware looks up and says," Well you two boys just did that to the demon with your bair hands."

I look at skins, who is still looking at me. He stairs for a second and asks,"....................Did you see it?"

"See what?", I ask.

"You know what, The room, and the battle", He replys

"yes." I answer.

"What the hell is going on?", I ask

"I DON'T KNOW!!!!!", he snaps back, as he falls to the fetal position and screams.

Then he seemed to become transparent and took up a blue hue.

Then he began to eluminate light and said,".......................What the hell has happened............................I never saw this coming....................."

I look back at him as I begin to transform, and say," I don't know but I think it's time to finish what needs to be finished."

 

 

 

O God....................................How did I end up here?

 

     I turn my head upward to see a vast a military force fighting the demons...........they all had wings............ 

 

that happened second, yet what is second? mabby it is first? who is to say........................ 

 

     My vision blurs, my body transpasses all form and void. Then I feel energy pure energy.......un stopable energy. I rematirealise in a room that spanned it's masses across the sky, and there where rows apon rows of seats, and in those seats sat men robed in all white, faces ashed, and boddys erect. All wairing crowns. All heads turned including my own to one light, one void, one reason.

 

     I awake.........................................................................

"Hey munch what up?" I ask

"Notta, just protectin the fort," he replyed.

 

     that was 6 months ago. now I am in the basement level of munchy's house and the demons are on the first floor.

 

Then out of no where I feel as if my soul is being ripped out of my chest I feel waight less and as I look behind me I see myself sitting there, then everything whent so fast for a second, and I'm now sitting in a room that can't be described along with millions of others all dressed in white. and skins is next to me. what the hell is going on?

 

Jesus christ ................................................where the fuck am I.............................

 

O god................................how did I end up here?

" HOLLY SHIT DAD!!!! PUT THE GUN DOWN" yelled Skins.

 Russ lowered his aim, and laughed saying," Ha Ha this reminds me of the time that......... ya know electrons work in paths......paths are like trails they used in the olden days."

  " Wow, that made no sence Russ," said Hardware.

 " Well ya know, if ya know," replied Russ.

I walked over to Skins and asked where are the suplys where.

He pointed to the closet.

I walked over to the closet and opened it.

  I saw the old zombie killin suplys.

 rock salt shot gun shells, 9 mills., ak 47s, police issue short barrel shot guns, hollow tip rounds, exploding amo, body armor, the stealth gear, rope, some plastic explosives, hand gernades, and god knows what else.

 I look at skins and say," well this will do for a little bit, but we need more. Thank god I'm a priest, I can bless this shit so it should be able to hurt the demons. Hardware, we need one more thing, or person I should say...... Munchy..........."

 Hardware smiled and said," yeah, if we don't die getting past his family's fortifications."

 " That should be no problem if we call ahead," as I hand him the cell phone and continue adressing every one else," this'll be bigger than the zombie's."

 for the next 20 minutes we packed the car, and loaded up Russ' vehicle, because we can't leave the crazy basterd behind, or gramp's for that matter. and off to Soda springs we whent.

 

  Along the way we realised where we where heading. You see Soda is a shitty dumpy little town that has a nack for paranormal shit, so we where fairly shure that what ever decided to come through rifts in dementional barriors down there where tairing the fuck out of the place. The decision to stay at Munchy's place for at least a week was also made years in advance. We always said if somthing like this happened that would be the best place to hold fort would be for a while. We turned on the radio to see what was currently going on. Reports said magor citys where being destroyed, and all across the nation "creatures" where coming out of the ground and leaving in their trail a path of destruction. They kept calling it the biggest desaster in the history of mand kind.

 

        We got to munchy's house seeing munchy walk out with all kinds of guns and amo hanging from his body on belt's  and all kinds of other shit.